Joke: Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’

The old man replied, ‘It’s fart football.’

A few minutes later, his wife lets one go and says,

‘Touchdown, tie score.’

After about five minutes, the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha… I’m ahead 14 to 7.’

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, ‘Touch down, tie score.’

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.’

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

 The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides.’

Author: Mysterious Ramblings

Hi, I’m Misty and I own Mysterious Ramblings. I love God, my family, and my boyfriend of 8 years. Highly amused by rats, animals, celebrities, tattoos, and the occasional squirrel. I have a broken filter and I wear my heart on my sleeve. Survey hound, product reviewer, self employed, convention and travel lover. Impractical Jokers, horror movie, Snapchat, Instagram and Mexican food junkie. Lover of all things 90's and 00's. Brand ambassador and lifestyle blogger. Full time caretaker to my grandmother and nanny to my nieces and nephew. Pretty much, I’m Superwoman.

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